I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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