I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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