What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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