That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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