Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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