Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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