as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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