he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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