we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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