You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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