sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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