My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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