Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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