is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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