we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We have so much sex to catch up on
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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