I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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