when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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