Already got asked if we're dating
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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