My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Go christen that room with your naked body.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
