after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just pee around me
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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