Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
