Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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