on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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