Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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