Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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