is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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