can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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