He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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