so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You smell like stripper and shame
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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