how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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