Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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