"it" just moved
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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