I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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