the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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