"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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