Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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