Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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