She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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