He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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