Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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