I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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