Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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