Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
