he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
