Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
