He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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