We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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