talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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