I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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