it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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