that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think people are normalizing furries
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
