i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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