Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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